drmew:

pecul1ar:

anonymous-deactivated:

why doesn’t someone invent a clear toaster so you can see how toasted your toast is while it’s toasting

I swear, if tumblr wasn’t full of lazy people, then the world would be a better place

ifyoucarryonthisway:

tardismyoldgirl:

reddiemercury:

amporasses:

I PICKED UP A COOKIE THINKING IT WAS RAISIN WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY CHOCOLATE CHIP IM SO UPSET

YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER ACTUALLY BE UPSET BY THIS.

WHERE’S THE GIRL WHO SAID SHE’S A RAISIN IN A BOWL OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS SHE NEEDS TO READ THIS

hello im here do i hear wedding bells